he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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