Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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