He had one of those small greek statue penises
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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