He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
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sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
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I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
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