your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
fml, blew my nose and red sprinkles came out and did the splits when i sneezed
I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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