Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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