google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
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16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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