Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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