So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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