Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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