you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
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Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
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You're a waste of cheezeits
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son