6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
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Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
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I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning