hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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