Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
the condom got lost in my hair
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
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he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
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Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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