Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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