I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
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