I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
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oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
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As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
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