im about as happy as oj after his trial
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
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I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
This is the high leading the old right now
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
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I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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