I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
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I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
ttyl tear gas
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Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
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