Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
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Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
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So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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