is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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