i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
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You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
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We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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