Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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