out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
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masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
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new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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