she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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