Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
In America we eat man semen.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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