all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
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