Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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