this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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