Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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