His pubic hair was longer than his dick
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
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Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
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Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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