when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
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Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
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Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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