yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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