No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
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I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
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I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
Two ladies just showed up with my fucking purse. It was in the fucking street. I'm a train wreck. As a financial advisor, this shouldn't happen. I should be an adult.
I have bruises all over my body. Seriously, I'm a train wreck. I'm too damn old for hangovers like this.
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass