But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Ever since I got married, I've become the MacGuyver of masturbation
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
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Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
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I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!