Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
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There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
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When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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