i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
he told me I talked like a deaf person
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
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I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
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Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.