so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
So many bounce houses so little time
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Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
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HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
A+ Viking dick
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.