So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
zippers are such a cool invention
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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