I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
Randomize
