At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
two words: eviction party
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
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There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
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I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
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