Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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