we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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