Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
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I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
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I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
The power of my boobs compel you
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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