We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
you had me at cake vodka
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
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