i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
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I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
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No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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