I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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