whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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