How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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