I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
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