i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
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He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
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after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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