I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
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I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
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He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize