According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
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