The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
You left your phone here
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