I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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