a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
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