what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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