At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
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I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
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nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.